How 'Bout Them Apples?: The 45 year old, former prom queen turned neighborhood slut converses with a cucumber

May 10, 2005

Former Prom Queen: Right there, that's the spot.... Oh yeah, mmm hmmm.

Cucumber:

Former Prom Queen: Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Please don't stop. Don't ever stop. Oh god. This is so good.

Cucumber:

Former Prom Queen: haaaaaaaaarrrrrrrder.

Cucumber: Really though, most days are fairly mundane.

Posted by Jess at May 10, 2005 07:23 PM

Comments

Really, I make it a habit to never converse with vegetables, fruit occasionally, vegetables, just no.

Posted by: JulieB at May 12, 2005 11:28 AM