May 14, 2005

If I was a real blogger....

I would probably have something to write. (If you take offense to this, then you don't get it at all.)

If I was Glenn Reynolds, I would link to Ann Althouse. Repeatedly.

If I was Jeremy, I would write a tyrade about those evil leftists. Ya know how evil some of us are, when I am not here, I am oft times patrolling alleys looking for black cats to join me as my evil minions.

If I was Atrios, I would open a thread for my disciples. Because, really how could life not be complete if a person can not catch up on the latest conspiracy theory from the Atrioites.

If I was Charlie, I might retire and go to commenting.

If I was DC, I would have another drink of the Tom Delay kool-aid. But only if they have grape flavored. A man has to stand for his principles, even if it means passing on the strawberry kool-aid.

If I was Avedon, I would refuse to link to unfunny moderates like Jess.

If I was Jeff Goldstein I would start in on essential 80's movies, really it is time.

If I was Kos, I would relive the Dean days, even though nobody else is on the same planet let alone page. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

if i was skippy, i would type in all lowercase letters.

If I was Bill in DC I would be really mad, why? Well, that is a good question.

If I was T-Bogg, I would link to Atrios, because, you know, we all need an Atrios fix every other hour, gawd I hope I can make it that long.

If I was Billmon, I would quote people. Then listen to people say how wonderful of a blogger I am for recycling materials.

If I was a real blogger I would have something to write. Something witty like...

I like women who wear thong underwear. Though I think their should be a thong litmus test. More to come later.

Have you ever noticed that a lot of people on the East Coast don't want to look you in the eye? Why? Maybe it is just me.

Posted by Jess at May 14, 2005 04:45 PM

Is this site replacing ???

Posted by: Mad Kane at May 14, 2005 08:53 PM

Speaking of thongs, I own one that is red, white, and blue and plays "Yankee Doodle Dandy." I haven't worn it, but I bought it for the Hell of it as the whole musical aspect amused me. It was under $3, and I do love a bargain. I just need to find one now that plays the Swedish Nat'l Anthem, and my collection shall be complete.

Posted by: Biologisvensk at May 14, 2005 09:33 PM

for me it is. The other one will continue as a group blog, but most of my stuff will be here from now on. Heather, I'll make you a deal. I will fill out the application, if you send pics of you in the thong. Deal?

Posted by: jess@LOSLI at May 15, 2005 04:17 AM

Nice try Jess, but I need to cling to any remnants of integrity that I still possess.

Posted by: Biologisvensk at May 15, 2005 07:43 AM

Now, to be fair to my hero Billmon, he recycles material better than anybody else. Plus, he's doing original stuff again.

An aside . . . your comments refuse to "remember personal info", no matter how many times I ask it to.

Posted by: pusillanimous wanker at May 15, 2005 04:48 PM

This post was making fun of everyone including myself. It was meant in jest.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 15, 2005 06:58 PM

Jess: That comment about a thong litmus test was a dirty crack.

Posted by: Ralph at May 16, 2005 11:14 AM

Hey Jess,

I must drink it. I must. Remember ... principle. I haven't served in Congress, so principle.

Posted by: DC at May 17, 2005 01:57 PM

I know, Jess. Just picking.

BTW . . . Comments STILL don't recognize me! Something to do with the new site design?

Posted by: pusillanimous wanker at May 18, 2005 01:58 PM

Thongs. Kick assssssss!

Posted by: William Teach at May 18, 2005 06:47 PM
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