May 18, 2005

A LOSLI interview with Will of Will's 4223

An interview with a blogger* that recently called me an idiot. Maybe I shouldn't engage him, but why not?

LOSLI: How are you?

Will: They are going to blow up nukes in outerspace.

LOSLI: Wow. I guess you just skip the greetings and go right into it.

Will: I hate George W. Bush like I hate the skidmarks in my favorite underwear.

LOSLI: Right, and how do you feel about Laura?

Will: My dorm room has many walls.

LOSLI: 4 probably eh?

Will: Global warming is the main reason I get up in the mornings. I have this fun little guage that me and my buddies built, it tests the atmosphere hourly. We are going to take our results to... well, we haven't figured out who but someday when we leave campus for the first time we might.

LOSLI: Do you have any plans for life after college?

Will: Why stop now? I plan on going to school until I am 82 in earth years. The people here are like me, they are intellects.

LOSLI:82 in earth years? What happens after that?

Will: I plan on.... (Whiny voice tails off)

LOSLI:

Will: I am Sean Penn's favorite blogger, I know I must be. I wanna be his monkey boy. It is a feeling I get, when two like minded people well, what would you know you are not intelligent enough to get me.

LOSLI: That's ok he did fuck Madonna, when she was hot.

Will: I, according to my calculations am old in Pluto. 5693 years to be exact.

LOSLI: Is that where you are from?

Will: No you IDIOT. Though this one time at space camp, I had a tuba shoved up my ass.

LOSLI: Hmm.

Will: I have an exam, besides we are fillibustering for fillibusters. I am a great html writer, though my blog still sucks.

LOSLI: OK.

Will:This interview is over. You are an IDIOT.

LOSLI: So, uh how long have you been a fucking moron?

Will: I am not stupid. I am very smart. You are a poopiehead and you are not funny. I hate you, yet I still idolize Al Franken.

*Update*
We get a response.

*Legal Note*
This interview is satire. Satire, so just relax. Hell, I don't even take me seriously why would anyone else?

Posted by Jess at May 18, 2005 03:07 PM
Comments

cCCAAANNT/...SSSTTTOP . LAALUGHING.. LLLONG ENMough too tttyeppe streeieieighhhtt!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Jeremy at May 18, 2005 03:37 PM

Do you think he will respond? God, I hope so. He may even say, in his whiny voice that I talk to fruit. He is full of wit and dormroom sarcasm.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 18, 2005 04:18 PM

*snorts*

You can do better than that Jess. I think you are beginning to lose your touch...

Posted by: Biologisvensk at May 18, 2005 05:13 PM

What else can I say? Oh yeah I have a lot. I am just awaiting the same way he awiats his daily dose of Kos his response. It is too bad it came to this, but to be called an idiot by this guy was the final straw.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 18, 2005 07:33 PM

Wow. That is the most amazing fuck you post I have ever read. You just made a college kid cry. Fuck him. You are not an idiot. A jackass perhaps. Kidding LOL.

Posted by: Krista with a K at May 18, 2005 07:40 PM

Thanks Krista. I appreciate it. I think.

Jess

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 18, 2005 08:18 PM

pssst.... somebody clue me in. Oh and Jess... thanks for the encouragement. I need to change my links around now... thanks. ;)

Posted by: Jenn at May 18, 2005 09:29 PM

I went to read this guy's site...I even thought about leaving a comment, but it looks like Pusillanimous W, Julie B and will himself are just about the only one's who actually go there, so why give them a new thrill...

Posted by: Makrothumeo at May 18, 2005 09:50 PM

Welcome Makrotumeo. Thanks for stopping by. I will blogroll you. Jenn, your buddy Mr. Smartypants called me an idiot. I did not appreciate, it is not that I was called an idiot but to be called one by this guy, it meant war.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 18, 2005 10:03 PM

Okay, okay,...I've just now stopped laughing.

That was quite beautiful. I dare say that was better than my FU-PW post. I'd go by and look for his spinning tirade and laugh but I don't want to give him the hits.

For anyone who doesn't know I've had run ins with this prick as well.

Jess, If you ever want to go to just the other side of center let me know and I'll walk you over...nah, didn't think so.

Posted by: Jeremy at May 18, 2005 10:25 PM

I'm feeling a bit unloved. A bit un-defended, too.

Posted by: pusillanimous wanker at May 18, 2005 10:30 PM

Dang, Jess ...

I thought I commented, but ... where is it? Well, Will has called me much worse, but hey ... I may be an idiot, but at least I know not to tangle with the funniest satire interviewer on the web.

Posted by: DC at May 18, 2005 10:31 PM

PW,

XOXOXXOOOOXO.

DC

Posted by: dc at May 18, 2005 10:34 PM

Charlie,
We still love you. Defend you? Hell you do a damn good job of that yourself, but I got your back.

DC,
I guess it just comes out on occasion. Thanks for the compliment.

Jeremy,
My politics have never left the Republican party. The Republican party left me.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 18, 2005 10:35 PM

I see... interesting. And why would Mr. Smarypants call you an idiot? Only joking... haven't talked to him for quite some time now actually.

Posted by: Jenn at May 18, 2005 10:36 PM

He called me an idiot because he has never seen how the real world works. I explained to him, he took offense. He decided to show his true intelligence. I decided to lay it out on the table. Ironically, he has not responded. I know he has seen it. I have sent him about half of his traffic today. I would respond if someone did this to me. I guess he will eventually, or maybe he is busy shaving his girlfriend's back.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 18, 2005 10:41 PM

I would say that was indeed a very hard slap on the wrist with a freaking Billy Club. Dude you fucked that boy up. I agree with Jeremy. I am not going to his site either. I have never seen you rip someone like that. Holy shit. I am e-mailing this to everyone I know.

Posted by: just james at May 19, 2005 12:11 AM

"I even thought about leaving a comment, but it looks like Pusillanimous W, Julie B and will himself are just about the only one's who actually go there, so why give them a new thrill..."

OKAAYYYY, so I guess the gloves are off, Makro? Funny, I haven't seen you commenting on my site, do you know anything about me? If you have something you need to say to me or Charlie or even Will, why not do it in person?

Nice company you're keeping Jess.

Posted by: JulieB at May 19, 2005 12:31 AM

Jeremy, he doesn't need to be walked. He's already there.

Posted by: JulieB at May 19, 2005 12:36 AM

I am a reasonable person that believes in the best thing for this country same as you do Julie. Ironically, you and I agree on a lot more than we disagree. No I am not a right winger. I am a moderate progressive that understands the same business cycle that you understand. You are an intelligent woman. Mak is welcome here as is DC, Jeremy, and anyone else. I doubt that any of us are that different, we all put on our pants the same way one leg at a time. Maybe if that is too far to the right, and my beliefs are incorrect you can explain to me how to make things better.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 19, 2005 12:56 AM

Jess, this post was a *personal* attack on someone. You didn't explain anything to anyone here. You just threw a tantrum.

You didn't come back to any of the remarks on that post at Will's site. You commented and ran.

I found Mak's remark unkind since it was, again, a personal remark and not related to an issue we could discuss. As far as I know he's not been to my site or even responded to any comments I've made.

Y'all are pretty childish.

Posted by: JulieB at May 19, 2005 09:20 AM

Julie, I have read your stuff and I don't respond because you and I have almost nothing to talk about...I promise never to talk to you, visit your site or mention you in any way ever again, if that is what you want...me, I appreciate it when someone mentions me even if its a moonbat, 'cuz it points people to my site...but that's just me...I apologize.

Posted by: Makrothumeo at May 19, 2005 09:27 AM

Mak, you weren't mentioning me in a way that would send anyone to my site. However, if you disagree with what I write, please feel free to comment and express your opinions. I'm interested in discussion.

Posted by: JulieB at May 19, 2005 09:36 AM

I am sorry that you don't see it. I made the only points that needed to be made at Will's place, he then personally *insulted* me. He does not have his facts straight. This post was more of a joke, I would say that he has his panties in a wad but then I would be accused of saying he wears female undergarments.

Posted by: jess@ LOSLI at May 19, 2005 09:42 AM

Jess, I think you got yours in a wad, not the other way around.
Why don't you post your thoughts? I don't think your ideas came across in your comment to his post. Why not write it up and post it? I think you'll find agreement with your ideas.

Posted by: JulieB at May 19, 2005 11:05 AM

25 comments and no trackbacks? Damn.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 21, 2005 05:28 PM
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