How 'Bout Them Apples?

Hotel Clerks comment on the Pepsico scandal

.....The what? Man, who really cares. I have run out of time for scandals. I need more time for yoga. The stars all do yoga. I need to take motorcycle rides on the back of an unknown stranger named Tiny's Harley Davidson. Yeah that would be nice, and s'mores around the campfire at night... Me, Tiny and graham crackers does it get any better? Maybe a Bud Light or two in our pup tent, but of course we would drink the Bud Light before we ate the s'mores... afterwards just goes against all my scruples... I will add though, Tiny is far from tiny if ya know what I mean. Oh, you are still here?