July 03, 2005

Random Geraldo Rivera thoughts

I should have stayed in Coeur D'Alene. Why did I go to Aruba? I should have stayed in Coeur D'Alene. Why did I go to Aruba? I should have stayed in Coeur D'Alene. Why did I go to Aruba? I should have stayed in Coeur D'Alene. Why did I go to Aruba? I should have stayed in Coeur D'Alene. Why did I go to Aruba? I should have stayed in Coeur D'Alene. Why did I go to Aruba? I should have stayed in Coeur D'Alene. Why did I go to Aruba? I should have stayed in Coeur D'Alene. Why did I go to Aruba? I'll be 62 tomorrow. I bet I could kick Chuck Norris ass. I should have stayed in Coeur D'Alene. Why did I go to Aruba? I should have stayed in Coeur D'Alene. Why did I go to Aruba? I'll be eligible for social security in a year. Even that fucking Cavuto is getting in on the Shasta Groene game. Shasta.... Wasn't that a cheap soda pop in the 80's? Holloway that is a story. Maybe Goldstein is right about the whole killer ostrich theory. Shit. Why did I go to Aruba? I should have stayed in Coeur D'Alene. Though I do have great hair.

Go see Skippy. He needs his million hits.

*Update*
I am not downplaying the Shasta Groene nor the Natalee Holloway cases. I am simply stating that it is amazing that the triple perhaps quadruple homicide of a cranked out couple and some kids in Idaho became a non-story when a pretty white girl from Alabama disappeared into the night on a tropical island.

Posted by Jess at July 3, 2005 12:37 PM | TrackBack
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Clearly the most important part of that story was the cheap soda brand... Shasta. Yup. My mom loved that stuff and bought all kinds of flavors. It was gross. Bought it by the case, put it in that old refrigerator in the garage. Yack. "Want one of these? Its blackberry flavored!" Mom, mom, no fruit was killed to flavor that....fizzy icky stuff you are drinking. Of course, it does explain alot about her current mental state...

Posted by: JulieB at July 5, 2005 01:14 PM

Of course, some of know that Shasta is an Indian name. It means a certain type of daisy.

Posted by: whatever at November 3, 2005 03:37 PM
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