July 09, 2005

A citizen journalist reports x4

Well, not yet.... but soon. I will give you a few hints though of what I am working on.

One of the local reporters from a news station appears to be a real bitch to waitstaff when she orders at restaurants. Am putting together a LOSLI special investigation.

How much 3 Rivers beer, I can drink and still talk to people coherently.

A clerk at the Seven - Eleven told me that she has a piercing fetish. I asked her about her chest being pierced, she said yes as well some areas down south. Being that I make sacrifices for the readers of LOSLI, I will investigate further.

Somewhere inbetween the carwash and Wal Mart stops this morning I felt a force pulling me toward Aztec, then north to Hart Canyon... I found myself on the Hart Canyon or Azted UFO Crash scene. I thought maybe the mothership had returned but alas, it was BBQ. A couple of truckdrivers had pulled in and started cooking some lunch. I investigated the scene but found nothing of any interest but pork chops.

Posted by Jess at July 9, 2005 08:52 AM | TrackBack

Lamb chops, several lamb chops, actually would have been better. Mmmm and some corn on the cob, still in the husk cooking, steaming, cooking on the BBQ. Ice cold watermelon... just to finish it off. All eaten without silverware, makes it more of a picnic than a BBQ....

Posted by: JulieB at July 10, 2005 03:26 PM
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