July 10, 2005

A brief moment of introspection x2 / Conversations with pears volume 7

Me: "... So uh yeah... I am going to bed soon and all but damn, it has been a bad weekend. Maybe I need to uh well, something."

Pear: "...."

Me: "...."

Pear: ".... So uh PBS huh? Can we watch ESPN or something? This shit is depressing."

Me: "... Right channel 30 isn't it?"

Pear: ".... Fuck man even Fox News is less depressing than this shit."

Me: "... Uh ok. I will leave this remote with you. Hopefully Art Bell doesn't have Richard C. Hoagland on again. He is a putz."

Pear: "... Right then. Leave it here."

Me: "... How are you going to change the channel?"

Pear: ".... Can your dick reach your ass?"

Me: "... Huh?"

Pear: ".... If it can then go fuck yourself."

Posted by Jess at July 10, 2005 09:43 PM | TrackBack

No fun at the BBQ? C'mon!
Pear still sounds a little bitter over the leaf trimming incident...

Posted by: JulieB at July 11, 2005 05:04 PM

*streaks across Jess' tv for his own private viewing!* =)

Pear really needs to find another "girl"!

Posted by: Biologisvensk at July 13, 2005 05:36 AM

That's an idea... Pear would be alot less grumpy if he had a girlfriend!! There's a cute bosque pear on my kitchen counter, should I ask her if she's busy Saturday night?

Posted by: JulieB at July 13, 2005 11:46 PM
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