July 14, 2005

Conversations with pears x8

Me: "...So, uh yeah. I agree that Rudi Bakhtiar is way hotter than Laurie Dhue."

Pear: "... Don't get me wrong, I would do Ms. Dhue and all, but Rudi, well she makes my stem stand up when I think about her."

Me: "... Indeed, I think it is Rudi's attitude that makes her so hot."

Pear: "... Speak for yourself brother, I like Rudi's uh, chi-chi's. Ooh la la."

Me: "... Some of the readers of LOSLI, have told me that you need a girlfriend. They feel like you have some sexual tension built up."

Pear: "... So, uh what's the hold up? Are you going to get some dainty little granny smith to come help me bust a seed off?"

Me: "... I will start the search."

Pear: "...I like my fruit to be submissive. Nothing I hate more than a lippy source of vitamin c."

Me: ".... You want to set up a profile on e-harmony or match or something?"

Pear: ... Uh, well I was thinking more along the lines of sexsearch. I bet you there are a few stem suckers on there.

Me: "... I don't doubt it a bit."

Pear: "... Chop chop."

Me: "... Sure let me get my Buck knife out."

Pear: "... Stay the hell away from me with that thing.

Posted by Jess at July 14, 2005 05:40 PM | TrackBack

Submissive. . . . submissive, I dunno, Pear, the cute little bosque pear sitting here on the counter is pretty quiet. She does seem to look down alot... or ... maybe she's just sleeping, hard to tell.

Posted by: JulieB at July 14, 2005 11:23 PM

I'm headed to Whole Foods tomorrow, Pear. You want something Pear-ish or a little cross cultural like a Peach? Last time I checked Apricots were not speaking to Pears, but hey, nothing risked nothing gained. And stay outta the bars, Pear, only Lemons on the bar tops, eh?

Posted by: JulieB at July 15, 2005 11:16 PM

However, I hear guys like Swedes. Would you like a Swedish pear? Pear cider is all the rage over there. I am sure I could find you a hot swedish pear in one of the bars. Just let me know. I'll get my guys right on it.

Posted by: Biologisvensk at July 16, 2005 03:15 PM
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