July 23, 2005

Conversations with Pears Volume 9

Me: "..."

Pear: "... Damn it say something. You initiated the conversation."

Me: "... Right, so uh how are you getting on with Olga?"

Pear: "... Great we can't communicate and she puts out."

Me: "... Because she is Swedish?"

Pear: "... No, because she doesn't have a mouth."

Me: "... Nor do you."

Pear: "... It is an inheirited trait, I come from a long line of talking pears."

Me: "... But how?"

Pear: "... Just know that I do not talk out of my ass unlike someone in this room."

Me: "...."

Pear: "..."

Me: "..."

Pear: "... Any guesses to whom I may be referencing with that comment?"

Me: "... I am betting it is not Olga."

Pear: "... Correct."

Me: "... That only leaves me."

Pear: "... To think your ignorant ass has an MBA."

Posted by Jess at July 23, 2005 10:39 AM | TrackBack

Hopefully, Pear, its not Jesse's ass that has the MBA. That doesn't mean that his ass doesn't talk. hmmm. That's not the same is it, ass talking vs talking out your ass?

So Pear, did you try the whipped cream? Good, huh?

Posted by: JulieB at July 23, 2005 02:50 PM
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