August 10, 2005

Conversation with my brand new, though I have had it for two years... but never used it, so I guess it is technically not brand new but anyway gravyboat

Me: "So, uh yeah, I guess I forgot you were in there."

Gravyboat: "It would not hurt to use me every once in a while. Gravyboats have feelings too."

Me: "Not that I have intended that, I just rarely eat gravy and hardly ever make it."

Gravyboat: "I can also be used as a Dorito holder."

Me: "OK."

Gravyboat: "Just for your reference."

Me: "Got it."

Gravyboat: "I would also make a decent candleholder. Though, I would not want any candle to be put in me unless it was made by a 28 year old hippie chick named Sunshine at the candle making compound."

Me: "You've had a lot of time to think about this, eh?"

Posted by Jess at August 10, 2005 08:48 PM | TrackBack

Gravey boats are pretty useless devices, aren't they? The only time I can imagine I would use one if i had one would be thanksgiving...mmmm...turkey...anyway, a mug or a bowl with a spoon is just as effective...yeah...I'm ghetto.

Posted by: Erica Voges at August 12, 2005 09:46 PM

Can I assume you don't do alot of formal entertaining Jesse? Yes, I think so. How in the world did you end up with a gravy boat anyway?
And, as Erica suggests, I haul it out at those auspicious occasions when there are at least 10 sitting down to my dining table.
As far as Doritos... no, but might be good for guacamole...

Posted by: JulieB at August 12, 2005 11:44 PM

mmm...guacamole...ate the last avacado yesterday...damn.

Posted by: at August 13, 2005 02:42 AM

OK, Jess, we're done with the gravy boat thing. Are you sleeping? Reading dirty stories... without us? Still working?
Ach, this working thing in August...anyone in their right mind has gone on vacation. I haven't been in my right mind in years, so not to worry.
Well, whenever you surface, just give us a call, eh?

Posted by: JulieB at August 17, 2005 11:39 PM
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