Suddenly, I feel the need to apologize for Jess, for he knows not what the Hell he just did.
I'm highly suspicious of the fact that his decision to place LOSLI at my mercy was influenced greatly by my writing about wearing thongs, having a scantily clad woman as the basis of my latest site design, and of course by my frequent virtual streakings in the shoutbox of Blog Explosion.
In short: Jess was thinking like a guy.
Anyways, I would like to make a correction to his previous post:
Everyone is welcome here, showing of much skin is required greatly appreciated, and just beer Jess? I lived in Sweden where they know how to drink: you all go ahead raid the damn bar.
Now, as I look pretty damn good in a labcoat am a scientist , I need to conduct a bit of a study:
I'm curious to know just how many people Jess has frightened away from here, and how many people I have to give lap dances to for the duration of my stay.
Yes, I did just say lap dances. What did you expect? Cute little angelic posts? I live in Las Vegas for fuck's sake. I have no shame.
(Oops, I can swear on here, can't I?)
So, come on everyone. De-lurk, and let the partying begin!
Posted by Vegasvixen at August 23, 2005 03:57 PM | TrackBackHey Heather!
Uh, lapdance? Uh, no, thanks for offering but, uh, no.
Your post should be great for your Google searches though! You go girl!!
How, just how, can you live in Las Vegas? I've been thru there a couple times...ok, ok, gambling is not my thing and, sorry, girly shows aren't either, now! NAKED GUYS!! Now we could talk.
I did like your horsey site design, altho your new site design totally rocks.
Anyhow, good luck keeping LOSLI going - will you be interviewing anything inanimate?
I sort of miss Pear. He'd been pretty quiet tho since Jesse ripped his leaves off in a fit of... well, I think it was an argument over the TV remote, no, no, that arguement was *after* he de-leafed Pear. Anyhow, interviews?
Ah. Ooh. Eeh. Smooth. Hi. Bye. High. Low.
Posted by: harvey keitel at August 25, 2005 03:25 PMI've de-lurked, I guess.
I wouldn't say I was frightened away (I never left) but the posting lost my interest. Jess has been flirting with wingers (ahem, "moderates": those that think torturing suspicious brownies is alright but that you shouldn't beat up gays . . . in public) lately and I think he's been sounding a little tainted.
Actually, that's wrong. He's sounded like he wants to bait some of his former bloggy buddies to score "moderate" points.
I've been very unavailable lately is the thing. No energy to post on my own site, let alone open a can of worms here. Every time I attempt it elsewhere I don't have time to rebut responses to my comments and therefore I "lose".
But as for Jess . . . I'll quote a line I delivered in my last play, "You should never leave your friends un-chaperoned. Your freinds need to be chaperoned. Otherwise, they'll get away".
I love pussy. I ate my wife out. For some reason she got mad at me when I fucked her best friend in the ass. I guess I was chaperoned this one time until I did the chaperone up the ass in the back of her vanagon.
Posted by: jimmy the pussy eating motherfucking machine at August 25, 2005 10:57 PMI'm pretty sure that was Jess. Hi Jess.
I suspect you are right, Charlie.
Posted by: JulieB at August 27, 2005 09:18 PMSadly, no. There is another one out there that has a demented mind.
Posted by: jess@ LOSLI at August 28, 2005 06:58 PM