November 25, 2005

Conversations with Pears (The return of talking fruit)

Me: "... How've you been?"

Pear: "...."

Me: "... Fine then, don't talk to me."

Pear: "... What, you think you can just come home after three or four weeks and expect me to welcome you back. You never wrote, you never called. How am I supposed to react? Did you expect me to be awaiting you with roses and open arms?"

Me: "... You sound like a freaking woman I used to date."

Pear: "... I have feelings too, gawd damn it."

Me: "... Makes me want to send you to the smoothie maker. I crave a pear smoothie."

Pear smoothies are phenomenal. I just had one. Mmm mmm good.

Posted by Jess at November 25, 2005 04:27 PM | TrackBack

I am still around even if I am just a gawd damn smoothie.

Posted by: The Pear at November 25, 2005 08:35 PM

Ack!!! I don't stroll by for awhile and LOOK!! LOOK what you've done! ooohhhh, Jesse!

Alas, Peach will be so sad! She had read the Pear posts and thought he was just Wonderful. Aww, poor Peach....

Posted by: JulieB at November 29, 2005 11:02 PM

I heard rumblings from an ear Olathe Sweet Corn in my kitchen. Though it could have been a can of cream corn, not sure exactly.

Posted by: jess @ at November 30, 2005 09:57 PM
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