How 'Bout Them Apples?

Signs that you are getting older...

6:00 PM
Cell phone rings, caller ID says it is one of my ex-girlfriends. I pick it up. The following conversation ensues.

Me: "...Hello."

Her: "...What are you doing baby?"

Me: "...Nada nada."

Her: "...Do you have any plans for tonight?"

Me: "...Well, Law and Order SVU is coming on momentarily."

Her: "...Wanna go have a drink?"

Me: "... Tonight is back to back Law and Order SVUs."

Her: "... If I bring popcorn can I watch with you?"

Me: "...Yeah. God I feel like an old man. Turning down perfectly good booze to stay at home and watch crime dramas."

Her: "...It's cute. Weird but cute."

Me: "... K, gotta go it's starting."

6:15 PM

Her: "... So...."

Me: "...Shh. We can talk during commercials."

Her: "...Amazing."

Me: "...Love you too sweetie."

Her: "...Uh...."

Me: "Commercials are coming."

Her: "...I do love you a lot, sweetie."

Me: "...Great show, thanks for the popcorn."

Her: "...You are a piece of work."

Me: "... Most call me a piece of something else."

UPDATE:
C. says that when I blog like this it is fun. When I care too much the blogging isn't fun. That girl may be onto something. Oh and now she felt sorry for me and is doing my dishes.

UPDATE 2:
A wonderful SVU. I must say... Wonderful, amazing how they always manage to tie up all the lose ends in 43 minutes.

Posted by Jess at November 26, 2005 06:33 PM | TrackBack