December 04, 2005

Conversations with a Bing Cherry

For Heather and Julie (My two talking to fruit fans.)

Me: "... I used to talk to a pear, until the unappreciative prick crossed the line and now he is a smoothie."

Bing Cherry:

Me: "That's right."

Bing Cherry:

Me: "What do you have to say about that?"

Bing Cherry:

Me: "Two can play this game."

Bing Cherry:

Me:

Bing Cherry:

Me:

Bing Cherry: "Quit staring at me expectantly, not all fruit likes to converse with you. Jesus, don't you have somewhere to be."

Me:

Bing Cherry:

Me:

Bing Cherry: "Why are you still here?"

Me: "It is my apartment and all if someone is to go, why not you?"

Bing Cherry: "Because I do not have legs you jackass. Must I explain everything to you?"

Posted by Jess at December 4, 2005 01:37 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Oh the innuendos a cherry can bring...

Posted by: Biologisvensk at December 5, 2005 03:58 AM

I have only just begun.

Posted by: jess @ losli.mu.nu at December 6, 2005 07:49 PM

OH Jess! Wouldn't you expect a "cherry" to be a bit resentful?

Posted by: JulieB at December 9, 2005 01:05 PM

I would not know about resentment Julie, it has been so long since I have seen one.

Posted by: jess @ losli.mu.nu at December 9, 2005 10:06 PM
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