Me: "I can't even turn you on."
Lamp: "Well, dumbass if you would change my bulb it would be pretty much a non-issue."
Posted by Jess at December 10, 2005 09:55 AM | TrackBackAnd then, of course, you should stroke it gently. That always helps with . . . lamps.
Posted by: JulieB at December 12, 2005 11:20 PMThe sadistic little bastard wanted me to pull its antenae. I told it no. I was an old fashioned kind of guy, and ran back to my mother's house for cookies and milk.
Posted by: jess @ losli.mu.nu at December 14, 2005 02:27 PMOh did you? Well, is he busy tonight? 'Cause I'm free and have no problems with antanaes.
On the other hand, what kinda cookies does your mom have? The oatmeal ones with raisins?
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