December 20, 2005

While Jesse is away . . .

bad puns will appear!

On Christmas Eve, Santa eats a jolly roll, leaps into his sleigh, and urges his toys to hop in the sack. Santa's sleigh always comes out first because it starts in the Pole position. It also gets terrific mileage because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Kriss Kringle especially loves all his reindeer because every buck is deer to him. On the way to delivering gifts, he lets his coursers stop at the Deery Queen. And then they sing "Freezer Jolly Good Fellow!"

Posted by julieb at December 20, 2005 05:01 PM | TrackBack

Good pun... ah, I mean one... Good one.

Posted by: Billy The Blogging Poet at December 21, 2005 04:41 AM

Do you know why Santa doesn't carry a gun in his belt anymore? That's how he shot his Rudolph.

Posted by: Robert Pipkin at December 21, 2005 09:11 AM

Auug . . . . Robert, can't believe you said that!
(and Rudolph read it and is just cringing!!)

Posted by: JulieB at December 22, 2005 10:48 PM

I get all emotional this time of the year when I think about people taking the christ out of christmas. I even deficated on my neighbor's elf. It was an unfortunate event but if he had up his three wise men display, it might not have been necessary.

Posted by: Steve Bozell at December 23, 2005 06:31 PM
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