How 'Bout Them Apples?

Cell Phone Conversation With Jess

Jess: "Hello."

Steve Bozell: "Jess, Steve Bozell of B&B Construction. How are you?"

Jess: "Fine Steve. Whats up?"

Steve Bozell: "Just wondering what you are up to."

Jess: "I am just leaving Old Navy. I just bought some good shit."

Steve Bozell: "Old Navy.... Sounds gay as hell."

Jess: "Well Steve, can your penis touch your anus?"

Steve Bozell: "It is big, yes."

Jess: Well then... Go fuck yourself."

*Update*
I spoke to my attorney Delores Blasingame and we think we have a good case against that effing Jess. He really damaged my psychy."

Posted by SteveBozell at January 7, 2006 10:55 PM | TrackBack