June 30, 2006

Quote of the day.... Revisited

"Maybe Jesus was Dyslexic, and his name was Susjej. Ask your preacher that, Earl."

Ron Bennington of the Ron and Fez Show on XM 202

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June 29, 2006

Conversations with Pears


Me: "How do you feel about the Seckel variety of pears?"

Pear: "I had a cousin that married one once, though soon afterward he was disowned from the family. Marriage to a seckel pear is bad news dude, kinda the equivalent to marrying a black in the 40's in your white bread world."

Me: "........... What you said is just plain wrong man, you are twisted."

Pear: "Treasonous my friend, fucking treasonous."

Me: "Good treason or bad treason?"

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June 28, 2006

Overheard inside an Aztec gas station

Guy # 1. "Well I guess the flag marriage ammendment~~ did not pass the Senate."

Guy # 2. "That is wrong on so many levels. I saw two holding hands the othe day. Pee eww."


Emphasis mine

I don't think someone heard the L in flag.

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June 25, 2006

Quote of the day...

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

Albert Einstein

LOSLI returns....
Maybe even a little funnier

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