September 14, 2006

Ann Richards' Ghost Passes Through "Politico Heaven"

(To the Ghost of Ronald Reagan)

"... Well, all I can say is Ronnie you look quite Texasesque in that cowboy suit."

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September 13, 2006

Conversation with My Desk Lamp

Me: "...Do you ever feel inadequate?"

Desk Lamp: "...Huh?"

Me: "...Well, it seems this morning that I cant even turn you on?"

Desk Lamp: "...It's not you. It's me."

Me: "...I've never heard that one before either. What are you going to tell me that you have to wash your hair next? I know you and your excuses."

Desk Lamp: "...You are as emotional as a 13 year old girl who just had her first period."

Me: "...What do you mean, isn't it usually around 12?"

Desk Lamp: "Fuck, I dunno. Have you researched the pubescent age of girls or what?

Me: "...Uh no."

Desk Lamp: "...Dry your eyes. I just need a bulb, then you can turn me on and off all day again."

Me: "...Yay."

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I'll bet this gentleman was a Democrat (My newfound respect for Karl Rove)

Either that or he may be now, granted he still has voting rights.

Now I hate spammers as much as the next guy, and I do not have the tracking abilities of Mr. Rove and the FBI, but this one seems a bit excessive to me. Though it is the dream of many an e-mail checker. I promise you that Rove's screaming about not needing viagra reverberates with even the most liberal of Dems. Because god damn it all to hell, I am sick of reading about cheap Cialis.

I wonder if Karl during the phone conversation called him "bitch"?

Via Frank J

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September 12, 2006

So, so you think you can tell....

Syd Barrett
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R.I.P.
1946-2006

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Publicly Delinking

I am publicly delinking a blogger that really sucks. This blogger puts out shit. The last quality post I have read from him was in December of 2004. Even that one was questionable. Did this blogger sell out? Is he a product of the liberal media or the vast right wing conspiracy?

He would have sold out had anybody been buying. He claims to be a moderate left leaning guy. He acts well, like he has his head up his ass.

He would like for us to believe he is a reasonable, well rounded guy. He is a nut job.

Who is this idiot?

Jess from LOSLI
He blows Bakersfield Chimp like a bad Phil Hendrie impression.


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1985 Gibson Houseboat
Pura Vida - Navajo Dam, NM

He probably likes boats like this. The sick fuck. Really, he is a demented mofo. Trust me, I have read through his hackish shit for years. you needn't read any further... Trust me.

Warm Regards,
Jess from LOSLI

(See I told you I was crazy... Crazy enough to delink myself .)

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September 11, 2006

September 08, 2006

Lucky Louie

Starring Louis CK
Featuring Lil' Jimmy Norton

Episode 10

Episode 9

Episode 8

(My favorite)

Louis CK on The Daily Show

Lucky Louie website
Jim Norton website
Louis CK website

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December Skies

Video put together by the General.

Very touching video.

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September 07, 2006

Back in Black....

Lewis Black on Harry Potter Camp.

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God Damn Rich Vos

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September 06, 2006

LOSLI Comedy Club

Featuring Mitch Hedberg

1968 - 2005
R.I.P. One funny mofo!

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September 01, 2006

She took him to the lake and he fell in love...

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Photo courtesy of Mark Nesbit

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Photo courtesy of Mark Nesbit

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