July 15, 2007

Conversation with a solar panel...

Me: "So, they tell that you are the way of the future."

Solar Panel: "Yes, and the past."

Me: "300 days of sunshine per year here you must be in hog heaven eh?"

Solar Panel: "Yes, I have a cousin in Seattle, he is suicidal."

Me: "Because of the rain?"

Solar Panel: "Oddly enough no, he thinks that the space needle is out to get him. So, he figures he will do himself in first, to save that sadistic space needle the pleasure."

Me: "How is he going to do himself in?"

Solar Panel: "It is hard without hands."

Me: "OK."

Solar Panel: "Please, when you refer to me make sure that you call me a 'photovoltaic cell' solar panel is so '82."

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Around the Campfire....

Ace shows us a his big duck.
Avedon brings us a rape trial where the victim can not say rape.
John Cole proves more high school students are lying.
Newmexiken stumbles on happiness.
General J.C. Christian finds a blowjob that you get paid to get?
When insults had class...
A busy president... It is hard work

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July 14, 2007

It has been my experience....

That when suffering from insomnia at 2:30 in the morning, nothing is quite as enjoyable as an Elmore Leonard book, a Diet Pepsi, and a grilled cheese sandwich with garlic.

To think some people wonder why I have stayed a bachelor. Good night or good morning to all five of my readers wherever you are.

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July 12, 2007

Fun Book

If you like ctringe humor read Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty Breasted Zilch

By Jim Norton

I could not put it down. An honest look at the life of one of the great comedians of today.

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"Say my name three times like Candyman?

bet I'll roll on your ass like an avalanche survivor.*"

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July 07, 2007

A little Robert Kelly on a Saturday Afternoon

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July 05, 2007

Merle Haggard Gone?

Or was he ever really there? When the Republicans lose the country singers....

Who is next to leave the Republicans?

Will it be the carnies or the kissing cousins?

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