Fried catfish would be a delacacy, the Allman Brothers would be considered folk heros, the surgeon general would prescribe chewing tobacco, nasal snuff and cigarettes as treatments for tooth aches, sinusitus, and asthma, our national symbol would be the opossum, cars would run on cotton, and state dinners would consist of fried okra, chicken fried steak, and for desert deep fried Snickers bars.
God damn Gettysburg.
Posted by Jess at June 30, 2007 02:57 PM | TrackBack