At a local Chili's.
Chili's waitress: What are you drinking Jess?
Me: Water with Lemon.
CW: Are you ok?
Me: Yes.
CW: No drinking?
Me: Not tonight.
CW: (To my friend) Is he ok?
My friend: Yeah. He has not been drinking lately.
CW: (Putting hand on my forehead) You don't feel hot?
Me: Really I am fine. Just not in a drinking mood these past couple of weeks.
CW: Pigs are flying somewhere. Hell is getting colder.
Me: I dunno.
My friend: Can I get an Amstel Light or are you going to worry about his nondrinking all night.
CW: He is always nice to me. You are an asshole. Therefore I worry about him.
MF: Well.
CW: Should I serve him Jess?
Me: It's your world, I am just passing through.
Seriously Amstel Light is nasty shit.
Posted by: will at April 29, 2005 11:15 PMblech.... water with lemon would be better then Amstel light. Are you sure this guy is your friend? Do you let your friends drink that?
I don't think the evasive manuever worked Jess... we found you anyhow... and now look, neighborhood's goin' downhill already!
Posted by: JulieB at April 30, 2005 12:03 AMYou must be "good people" if the waitress likes you!
Thanks for the "Yay" at Ellis.
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