April 29, 2005

Conversations with waitresses

At a local Chili's.

Chili's waitress: What are you drinking Jess?

Me: Water with Lemon.

CW: Are you ok?

Me: Yes.

CW: No drinking?

Me: Not tonight.

CW: (To my friend) Is he ok?

My friend: Yeah. He has not been drinking lately.

CW: (Putting hand on my forehead) You don't feel hot?

Me: Really I am fine. Just not in a drinking mood these past couple of weeks.

CW: Pigs are flying somewhere. Hell is getting colder.

Me: I dunno.

My friend: Can I get an Amstel Light or are you going to worry about his nondrinking all night.

CW: He is always nice to me. You are an asshole. Therefore I worry about him.

MF: Well.

CW: Should I serve him Jess?

Me: It's your world, I am just passing through.

Posted by Jess at April 29, 2005 09:41 PM

Seriously Amstel Light is nasty shit.

Posted by: will at April 29, 2005 11:15 PM

blech.... water with lemon would be better then Amstel light. Are you sure this guy is your friend? Do you let your friends drink that?

I don't think the evasive manuever worked Jess... we found you anyhow... and now look, neighborhood's goin' downhill already!

Posted by: JulieB at April 30, 2005 12:03 AM

You must be "good people" if the waitress likes you!

Thanks for the "Yay" at Ellis.

; )

Posted by: Christina at April 30, 2005 07:27 AM

Welcome Christine. I like your blog, it was a no brainer.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at April 30, 2005 07:53 AM


Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at April 30, 2005 07:54 AM

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