How 'Bout Them Apples?

My type of girl....

Most guys have there "type" of woman. For some it is large breasted blondes, for others shy brunettes. Some prefer Red heads, some latin, or asian, or african american women.

The people that I work with and several of my friends are having trouble figuring out my kind of woman. According to them the women I see tend to cross all these lines. So, they ask Jess what makes you tick on women?

First off is personality. She has to be cool, be down to ride, and she has to be a person that I enjoy spending time with. (Though I must confess, the old rap addage about a lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets never hurts either.)

I also tend to date and be attracted to a lot of food service people. I have heard several analysis' of this including.....

1. That when they wait on me, they have to talk to me. There is no getting out of it.

2. That because I am a single independent guy, that lives alone. That I like to be taken care of by someone other than myself.

3. That I am in charge of something for a second, when I am ordering. (Which is bullshit IMHO because I usually ask them to order what they would have for me. So they are in control of my "destiny")

4. That I have some sort of strange love for food and drink and because they serve it my fondness for their products is in turn transfered to the server.

I personally think, I just meet some cool ladies that happen to serve food, drink and coffee.

BTW, I am blogging this from an independent coffee shop in my hometown that has a great Saturday morning Blues and Folk band play.

So, uh Jess how is the talent (Waitstaff) in the coffee shop? Very nice. This is my second Saturday in a row, and I promise you next week will make three.

My type of girl? Well, I am sure that she is quite an academic.

Posted by Jess at April 30, 2005 03:25 PM