May 08, 2005

Coyote Dem's and South Park Repubs

Could the two groups that are outsiders of the mainstream of their respective parties form a viable third party?

Could they co-exist? Could they get drunk on Bacardi Gold Pina Coladas and the smell of stripper sweat together?

Originally inspired by these folks Ralph, Julie, Steve the Llama Butcher, and my old buddy Jeff Goldstein.

Posted by Jess at May 8, 2005 08:39 PM

Form another party . . . I don't think so, but we could talk.
Co-exist? Certainly.
Drink and get sweaty together? Oh definately! Very definately!

Posted by: JulieB at May 9, 2005 04:26 PM

Strippers booze goldstein... a good night in Denver to me.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 9, 2005 09:26 PM

Hey, Jess, so sometime you should make a little travelers guide to strip joints. I'll send you my list of the ones in S.F. that are fun. . .
'course you never get up here, but what the heck.
List your favorite one in each town and why you like it?

Posted by: JulieB at May 9, 2005 11:17 PM

No. First of all, I have more in common with Pat Buchanan than the fratboy/Kid Rock/Marilyn Manson Republicans. I've been married for 15 years, I don't think pot should be legal (although it should be decriminalized). I want the US out of the middle east and want more protectionism. I support more controls on indecent materials and holding people responsible for their actions under the influence.

I feel compassion for the poor and the old, and I don't want to kick them in the guts. I even feel for religious people that find abortion morally wrong. I don't like abortion either, and I'm angry that the number of abortions has increased under George W. Bush.

But most of all, I hate the damned war and I want it to end. I would rather have an America embraced by the world than feared.

I think it disingenous to create laws biased against people of color entering the country, then complain about them coming in illegally while at the same time turning a blind eye to those that hire them.

George Bush is the ultimate frat boy, he's just fooling people into thinking he's born again.

Posted by: Ralph at May 10, 2005 03:32 PM

And there you have it - a pretty clear platform for the Coyote Democrat from Ralph.

Nice work Ralph. I think I'm with you on everything except the protectionism and indecent materials.

We definately need to be out of the Middle East. Better to plan the way out soon, than to bankrupt the country and then have to slink away. We shouldn't have been there at all.

Posted by: JulieB at May 10, 2005 06:23 PM
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