How 'Bout Them Apples?: Tales from the Grocery Store

May 08, 2005

Lean Cuisine Dinner: Put me back....

Me: I am eating you tonight. Yes. Tonight bitch.

LCD: But... I could go to so much better of a home.

Me: I don't think you fathom the immensity of the fuck, which I do not give.

Posted by Jess at May 8, 2005 08:54 PM

Comments

A better home... does that mean LCD fears being tossed in the freezer... and then waiting... waiting ... for Jess to come eat her?

Oh oops, did I mean that to sound like.. that?

Um, yes, I think I probably did.

Posted by: JulieB at May 9, 2005 04:20 PM

And thank you Jeremy for fixing "my" quote...
You're a sweetie.

Posted by: JulieB at May 9, 2005 04:23 PM

I always prefered healthy choice.... Eat her? Ralph is going to think I am talking about tacos again.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 9, 2005 08:10 PM

Are you eating the mushrooms growing in the woods not to far from your home? If you are, please stop.

Posted by: Rook at May 9, 2005 09:10 PM

sadly sober Rook.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 9, 2005 09:17 PM

You weren't talking about tacos? Oh. How disappointing.. . . and here I thought . . . maybe . .

Posted by: JulieB at May 9, 2005 11:14 PM