May 09, 2005

Conversations with Pears Volume 3

Me: I've been doing some thinking lately.


Me: Pondering those age old questions and all you know.


Me: Have you ever wondered what the meaning of life is?

Pear: The meaning of life is to give life meaning.

Me: Profound.

Pear: Yeah, now pass the remote. I heard the cooking channel is doing a special on plums tonight. There is nothing I like more than watching those evil bastards getting sliced up.

Posted by Jess at May 9, 2005 08:07 PM

That was funny

Posted by: Kenneth at May 10, 2005 12:32 PM

And all this time I thought they mostly stewed plums... they have that, you know, pit in the middle, makes 'em harder to slice, but hey, if it makes Pear less crabby, well good then.

Posted by: JulieB at May 10, 2005 06:16 PM
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