To:The guy in the booth next to me at Hooter's in Denver.
From: Jess
Just because the waitress appeared to be flirting with you does not mean that you are going to "tap that ass" tonight. Really, they get paid for that, it is their J-O-B. None of us are there for the wings. Be real.
*Update*
Being that I am in Colorado.... I must quote my favorite Colorado Blogger Ralph.
Democrats are for locking rapists up, not forcing their victims to bear their children.
Oh! Good quote! Nice to hear what Democrats are *for*.
Posted by: JulieB at May 9, 2005 11:11 PMWe are also for ending the designated hitter rule. It's in the party platform.
Posted by: Ralph at May 10, 2005 03:19 PMCaity would back you up on that, Jess. She used to work there, too.