This story has a particular interest for me... It is not far at all from me (Geographically). Every time I think about having kids.... Uh, well, ya know if I were to ever get laid.... These type people are deterring factors.
Posted by Jess at May 9, 2005 08:44 PMTo having kids? Nah....
now, dirty diapers, up all night with colic, baby spit on everything you own... might be a deterrent.
And they make babies cute so you don't kill them and eat them. Or at least, MINE, were cute -
Posted by: JulieB at May 9, 2005 11:09 PMOK, from my email 10 minutes ago:
Daddy, how was I born?
Dad Answered: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL.
Then I set up a date via email with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed
little pop-up appeared and said "You've Got Male!"
This is another incident of George Bush creating a culture of dishonesty that pervaids our society.
As for Julie: Groan. You may be sexy, but the punning has GOT to stop.
Posted by: Ralph at May 10, 2005 03:18 PMSorry, Ralph, born with the disease... My dad was one of the finest punsters that ever breathed. Sadly, I'm not!
Posted by: JulieB at May 10, 2005 06:13 PM