May 09, 2005

Talk about messing a kid up for life...

This story has a particular interest for me... It is not far at all from me (Geographically). Every time I think about having kids.... Uh, well, ya know if I were to ever get laid.... These type people are deterring factors.

Posted by Jess at May 9, 2005 08:44 PM

To having kids? Nah....

now, dirty diapers, up all night with colic, baby spit on everything you own... might be a deterrent.

And they make babies cute so you don't kill them and eat them. Or at least, MINE, were cute -

Posted by: JulieB at May 9, 2005 11:09 PM

OK, from my email 10 minutes ago:

Daddy, how was I born?

Dad Answered: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL.

Then I set up a date via email with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall.

Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed
little pop-up appeared and said "You've Got Male!"

Posted by: JulieB at May 10, 2005 12:15 AM

This is another incident of George Bush creating a culture of dishonesty that pervaids our society.

As for Julie: Groan. You may be sexy, but the punning has GOT to stop.

Posted by: Ralph at May 10, 2005 03:18 PM

Sorry, Ralph, born with the disease... My dad was one of the finest punsters that ever breathed. Sadly, I'm not!

Posted by: JulieB at May 10, 2005 06:13 PM
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