How 'Bout Them Apples?

And I said what about breakfast at Tiffani's....

While perusing the land of Munuvia I came across a place called Breakfast with Tiffani. She did the interview meme thing, and since I like attention... I asked to be one of her interviews. Tiffani has posted the questions for me to answer.

1. I believe that underwear says a lot about a person (I know that's weird - Humor me).... What kind of underwear do you wear?

Interesting question. It depends on mostly what is clean. I have gone through stages where I favored all three of the majors (Boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs) but the fact that I hate doing laundry is the determining factor. I generally wear whatever I have the most that is clean. Though the other day I was at Wal-Mart and I bought a couple of pairs of funky looking Richard Simmonsesque things... they are like shorter versions of spandex bicycle shorts that were popular for a short time in the late 80s and early 90s. Strangely chic though.

2. What is your biggest pet peeve?

Driving slow in the fast lane. I hate people that do it. I have places to be and these jackasses are on Sunday drives everyfuckingday. Another one is people that use condescending tones toward people. We are all human, we all pretty much need to be spoken to as if we are. Or people that honk at you when they want you to walk over to them, while they are sitting in their vehicles. I have taken to peeing on their tires. If I am going to be treated like a dog then I am going to act like one.

3. What or who makes you want to get up in the morning?

The thought of A.L.F. reruns.

4. (same question as Helen's) If I were to choose a character from a t.v. show that is most like me I'd choose Karen from Will and Grace. Who would you choose?

I would have to say Mr. Rogers. I go through more sweaters than a honey moon couple goes through boxes of ribbed for her pleasure Trojans.

5. I'm a reader. I read anything I can get my hands on. Books, Mags, Cereal boxes, Junk mail you name it. My favorite book of all time was Tuesdays with Morrie. What if anything is your favorite thing to read?

Penthouse Letters. Writer wise I am a fan of Edward Abbey and Hunter S. Thompson. In my briefcase currently is Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. I just finished the Kama Sutra. Too bad I have nobody to practice the new moves on.

If you want some crazy questions shot your way leave me a comment.

(Some satire involved here people.... Do you really think I pee on tires? Come on now I am not near the animal you think I am.)

Posted by Jess at May 20, 2005 09:47 AM