LOSLI: Welcome Jeff.
Jeff:
LOSLI: How is the weather today in Colorado?
Jeff:
LOSLI: How do you feel about the Pepsico Scandal?
Jeff:
LOSLI: Giving me the silent treatment eh?
Jeff:
LOSLI: So, uh... This is weird, I feel like I am just talking to
myself.
Jeff:
LOSLI: God Damn it. I am not a McIntosh apple. Talk to me man.
Jeff: Could you please shut your nonrelevant trap. I am trying to
focus on the great movies of the 1970's. Fuck man, I get it. You think I am funny, well thanks. I don't like you. I really fucking hate you. Go drown in a bathtub.
LOSLI:
Jeff: Who is silent now bitch? You and that fucking armadillo.
*Satire*
I did not interview Jeff Goldstein. Though if I did I think he might
have given me similar responses, but I am not speaking for Jeff. So,
please take this as the joke that it is.
AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST I DEMAND PIE.
Posted by: blueberryrhubarb at May 21, 2005 03:42 PMIf it is pie you want by god it is pie you got. Though I prefer cream pies and puffs.
Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 25, 2005 10:20 PM