May 21, 2005

Scenes from a West Palm Beach, FL alley

Rush: Hello. (A silence follows)

Rush: Helllooooooo. (All that can be heard is the sportsters driving by on the strip three blocks over.)

Rush: Does anyone know where I can find some pain killers? (The wind picks up, the ocean breeze hits Rush's nose... only adding to his jones for da shit.)

Rush: (Rather meakly)Hello....

Rush: This quite frankly sucks. I can not even use the talent that I have "on loan from god" to get some dope. Shit.

Rush: I wonder where that genius Michael Savage is? He is a doctor, maybe he can write me a prescription from his "magic" notebook, so I can get some of the good shit. (He walks to his Escalade,starts the motor and drives off into the night... Muttering something about Michael Savage and the "magic" notebook, the term MILF, Mary Kay Letourneau, liberal bias in the media and Social Security reform.

It was not really an alley it was a dog park.... Damn it all to hell Jess get the story straight.

Posted by Jess at May 21, 2005 02:54 PM
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