June 10, 2005

When I think about cheating...

I think about the cost of hookers. It deters me.

For the humor impaired this is a joke.

Posted by Jess at June 10, 2005 12:19 AM

Poor Jess, are you doomed forever to need to tell someone you're joking? Really, no.

Yeah, the cost: $50 for cheap hooker, $75 Dr visit, $250 medications for STD, explaining to GF why she also has STD, Priceless.

Posted by: JulieB at June 10, 2005 10:39 AM

Ralph came up with a business idea: The Hooker of the Month Club. For $100 a different woman would come to your house and sleep with you. Mrs. Ralph punched him in the balls for that.

I don't really want to be a pimp, but the threads and the rides would be pretty sweet.

Posted by: Ralph at June 13, 2005 03:03 PM

I believe it's time for harems to catch on in America.

I'm adding a room onto my house right now for mine. It will have lots of silk and fluffy pillows.

Posted by: Chuck @ BTrans at June 14, 2005 10:28 PM
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