How 'Bout Them Apples?

Neither is that career particularly possible.

And that first phrase "all this gratuitous straight sex"....hmmm, weren't you just whining about a lack of that particular activity? Hmm?

Give us the real skinny, Jess!!! You've got hot babes waiting for you in every town, right?

(I knew it!)

I may not have them in every town.... I may not have them in any town. Yet there is alway hotel clerks and operators of platinum rewards lines.

A little something for your frustrations...

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Not a good day at work and this was truly wonderful.... I will be here all f-ing evening babysitting a limping server, until, once again, Dell returns my call tells me what to do with it.

Ya know, it would be nice if, when someone spun the bottle and designated me the System Administrator, they had asked if I actually knew ANYTHING about computers besides how to turn them on.

They know that I am not a good computer guru.

Lucky dog. Oh, yeah, you have that love affair with Excel too! Poor Jess! Now, there you go, label the next ex-girlfriend's phone number "Excel". It'll be an inside joke between you and ..... never mind. No one would get it, I knew that...

Yes, but I would Excel is evil. I would not want to talk to it on my worst alcohol induced lonelyness night. I am probably working on Ms. Excel right now on the other line.

Well, there ya go - if you ever get back together ;( she will at least not recognize the significance of "Ms Excel". Which would be a good thing, since in her case, you could end up with a bruised shin and a sore ear. =:o