June 15, 2005

Conversations with Pears volume 6

Me: ".... So how are you?"

Pear: ".... I woke up."

Me: ".... Were you asleep?"

Pear: "... I was napping."

Me: "... Should I let you go?"

Pear: "... We gonna hit the clubs tonight?"

Me: "... I don't see why not."

Pear: "...It's settled then. I am going to shake it like a polaroid picture."

Me: "... How do you go about doing that without legs and all? I can see you rolling but dancing... Sounds doubtful."

Pear: "....Don't hate the player fool. Hate the game."

*UPDATE The pear dissapeared I think he went to the restroom a few minutes later our conversation resumed.*

Me: "...I hear ya dawg."

Pear: "...When I was in the VA I saw Jeremy "The pipmpmonger" Bol. He can dance. Yo Pimpmonger pass the Henessy. Smoke a Cuban Dawg... We feel ya."

Me: "...Sounds like fun, you two are both cool kats, not that I am calling you pussies or anything, kats like James Dean ya know."

Pear: "...Julie B is going to be Mrs. Pear."

Me: "... Does she know that?"

Pear: "... Yo Julie, girl hit me up. 800-BIG-PEAR."

Pear: "... She understands how my leaves work."

Me: "...You are a crazy fucker aren't you."

Pear: "... Takes one to know one, dumbass."

*UPDATE 2* 4 Julie B, who wondered if the East coast girls enjoyed the big succulent

Pear: "... I was reminded of the Game's song "How We Do" ... You know the part where he said "These G-Unit girls just want to have fun. Coke and Rum." Big Succulent enjoyed as did the ladies the swallowing of the succulentness. Sadly though One said I was to "gritty." I told her to go eat a fucking kiwi. They are hairy. I am smooth, let that hooker experience bad fruit... just once. She will be back begging me to bring my "grittyness."

Me: "... Wow. You are something. I take it you are getting inspiration from the comments."

Pear: ".... Mind your own bidness. If I could type your ass would officially be obsolete."

Posted by Jess at June 15, 2005 05:27 PM

Pear has truly amazing leaves... he uses them to work the TV remote when you're not looking...yeah, uh huh, he does... I have pictures... (ow, Pear! stop.. ok, ok, I won't show him the pictures... ouch!!)

So you'll just have to take my word for it.

Posted by: JulieB at June 15, 2005 05:42 PM

I saw pear out here at one of the local clubs a few weeks back. The girls were all over him. He's quite the pimp you know.

Strange thing though, they weren't calling him sexy, but suculent.

Posted by: Jeremy at June 15, 2005 05:50 PM

ROFLMAO - - succulent! ahhh, right Jeremy! But the big question is: Did they swallow?

Sorry... I know you'll delete this comment later Jess, you can do that, I understand, it was just, just tooo tempting.

Posted by: JulieB at June 15, 2005 06:34 PM

I won't delete it. This is a free speech zone. No comments deleted.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at June 15, 2005 06:39 PM

OH Pear! We need to talk, babe. That was a "No promises, just good for you and me" moment and you know that!

Posted by: JulieB at June 16, 2005 03:46 PM
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