June 15, 2005

Randall Terry talks to french fries...

Randall Terry: "... If that farmer had aborted or sprayed you, I would not be enjoying your golden brown flavor. It is fuel for my civil disobedience, I love my french fries almost as much as I love my former cellmate Juaquin."

French Fry:

Randall Terry: "... I must have my strength to fight for the fetus'. "

French Fry: "...By dipping me in ketchup you are indeed skewing my flavor as you have tried to slant and skew the issues in which you address."

Randall Terry: "... Fuck you man. I knew I should have ordered the onion rings. They grow underground in the dark. They do not have the attitude that you do..."

French Fry: "... Why don't you eat mushrooms. They are covered with shit, kept in the dark, and fungus. Strangely they remind me of you."

Randall Terry: "... The injustice. I do not care what the autopsy said. Michael Schiavo is a killer. Terri would be alive today, if it were not for him and activist judges. To hell with it. I am only talking to burgers from now on."

French Fry: "... Do you like veal?"

Randall Terry: "... Yeah why?"

French Fry: ".... Fucking idiot."

Inspired by.... Randall Terry's idiotic statement on CNN tonight regarding Terri Schaivo. I will link to it as soon as I find it. Of course I could not have written this with out Jeff G.'s inpiration.

Posted by Jess at June 15, 2005 08:41 PM

Pretty sad, but your conversation makes so much more sense than Randall Terry does. I think that's what happens when people get onto a cause and completely lose sight of the reasoning behind the cause. The guys is wacked.

And onion rings are so much better - crispy, crunchy, crackly batter around that tasty soft center. mmm, mmm.

Posted by: JulieB at June 16, 2005 03:02 PM

You should have seen him ranting last night. Sad really, then he said that Michael Schiavo should be executed. I love how he is selective on his whole right to life thing. Fucking jackass.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at June 16, 2005 04:44 PM
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