How 'Bout Them Apples?

Overheard at a Subway restaurant

Man: "...I hope these sanwich artists don't oversculpt my damn sandwich."

Woman: "...Are you trying to be funny or are you just a complete and utter idiot?"

Man:"...."

Woman: "...What would Jared do?"

Man: "...Who?"

Woman: "...You know the guy who lost all the weight eating this stuff?"

Man: "...Umm"

Woman: "... He damn sure would not be bitching while the "artists" worked.

Man: "... OK"

Woman: "...Does Jared intimidate you? Bow down"

Man: "... Lady your infatuation with Jared is a bit on the nutty side."

Woman: "..."

*Update*
Go send Jennilicious your recipes. I left mine in comments. She needs help, Jess aims to please.... there ya go.

Posted by Jess at June 16, 2005 03:28 PM