How 'Bout Them Apples?

A citizen journalist reports from Salt Lake City

Day 1.
Nothing to report from Day 1 except that the lady that checked me into the hotel was a brunette probably mid 40's. She was nice enough, though a little homely. I do not see any reason to report on her further. If that changes I will notify you.

Day 2.
I stopped by a local 7-2-11 convinience store to get a much needed energy boost (Gatorade) so that I can report properly. While in the store, I observed the two clerks conversing with one another and giggling. One asked the other to see her hand. She showed her an apparently empty hand. Being that I am indeed a citizen journalist.

I investigated. I asked the situation. She told me that she had just given back her wedding ring to her husband, and that she was going to get a divorce. She seemed too happy about her newly developed status as "single" I will investigate further. I asked and received her phone number only as a means to continue into my investigation, because the LOSLI readers need to know.

While I was inside investigating Angela the clerk's marriage issues, a fight seems to have broken out in the parking lot. When I arrived upon the scene all that remained were tire tracks as the groups chased one another down the street.

I surveyed a green nissan pickup carrying a load of generators. Through questioning I attained that the driver was a generator sales representative. I asked all the tough questions and he answered properly. After my investigations are complete, I plan on napping before dinner.