June 16, 2005

A citizen journalist reports from Salt Lake City

Day 1.
Nothing to report from Day 1 except that the lady that checked me into the hotel was a brunette probably mid 40's. She was nice enough, though a little homely. I do not see any reason to report on her further. If that changes I will notify you.

Day 2.
I stopped by a local 7-2-11 convinience store to get a much needed energy boost (Gatorade) so that I can report properly. While in the store, I observed the two clerks conversing with one another and giggling. One asked the other to see her hand. She showed her an apparently empty hand. Being that I am indeed a citizen journalist.

I investigated. I asked the situation. She told me that she had just given back her wedding ring to her husband, and that she was going to get a divorce. She seemed too happy about her newly developed status as "single" I will investigate further. I asked and received her phone number only as a means to continue into my investigation, because the LOSLI readers need to know.

While I was inside investigating Angela the clerk's marriage issues, a fight seems to have broken out in the parking lot. When I arrived upon the scene all that remained were tire tracks as the groups chased one another down the street.

I surveyed a green nissan pickup carrying a load of generators. Through questioning I attained that the driver was a generator sales representative. I asked all the tough questions and he answered properly. After my investigations are complete, I plan on napping before dinner.

Posted by Jess at June 16, 2005 04:10 PM

"While I was investigating inside Angela..." oh wait, that's not right...

Posted by: JulieB at June 16, 2005 11:34 PM


Just so you know, that's how people get shot in Salt Lake. It doesn't matter how many wives they got, if one leaves 'em they get real uppity.

Posted by: Ralph at June 17, 2005 07:40 AM

Off topic: Has anyone heard from Erica in a while?

I hope she's doing alright.

Posted by: Ralph at June 17, 2005 02:51 PM

Ralph - Will talked to her back in May. He mentioned to me that at that time she was planning on moving "home" to Albuquerque. However, I don't think he's heard from her for a few weeks. So not recently.

Posted by: JulieB at June 17, 2005 05:16 PM

In this case, no posting by Jess is a GOOD thing since that means his fingers are otherwise occupied.... ;-)

Posted by: JulieB at June 18, 2005 11:10 PM

Hey, I have been moving back home to Albuquerque, for a few reasons, one is because I missed it ALOT and I needed to "center" myself. Another is because I decided to end my relationship and I felt obligated to stay with Francis in Savannah, and I really fucking like green chile. I got to transfer my job, but all of the moving stuff has kept me away from my computer. I have several paintings to post...eventually. Jesse, Utah?

Posted by: Erica Voges at June 19, 2005 03:07 AM

Now that I've found Erica...Has anyone heard from Amelia Earheart?

Posted by: Ralph at June 20, 2005 03:06 PM

And has anyone seen Jess lately? Did he grab C and run off to Acapulco? Is Pear lost and pining at the bottom of Jess' briefcase? And the biggest question of all. .. . . will Pear's leaves ever grow back after Jess hacked them off with a buck knife?

(note: Pear was caught manipulating the TV remote with his leaves and paid the awful penalty...)

Posted by: JulieB at June 21, 2005 03:15 PM
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