How 'Bout Them Apples?

Conversations with Pears volume 7

Me: "..."

Pear: "..."

Me: "...."

Pear: "... Well, if you want to sit in silence, then you don't need me..."

Me: "...."

Pear: "...What the hell good does it do you to have talking fruit, when you refuse to talk to it?..."

Me: "...."

Pear: "... Well, fine be that way then. I really don't care, "Stuck on You" is on HBO anyway..."

Me: "...Right, enjoy the show..."

Pear: "It is no "Get Shorty".... But it will work on a lazy Saturday afternoon...."

Me: "....Heh, indeed..."

Posted by Jess at June 25, 2005 03:40 PM