How 'Bout Them Apples?: RandomTom Cruise thoughts while eating a lunch of fish and chips and basking in the drearyness of a London afternoon after having been pelted with water in the face...

June 28, 2005

Scientology is normal, scientology is normal scientology is normal, scientology is normal, my fiance is like a foot and a half taller than me, scientology is normal, scientology is normal, scientology is normal, the aliens are coming, oh shit when the aliens take me away they will see that I am wearing Katie's panties? Scientology is kinda normal, everyone else is weird, I should have kept Penelope... that pussy was off the hook, L. Ron Hubbard is my Jehovah.

Posted by Jess at June 28, 2005 11:42 AM

Comments

just a pretty face... sadly an empty head.
But you see, Hollywood IS another planet and those who work there ARE all aliens. Really.

Posted by: JulieB at June 28, 2005 01:08 PM

I think Tom Cruise is a jackass.

Posted by: erica at June 28, 2005 05:22 PM

Erica. I have missed you. Welcome back.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at June 28, 2005 06:21 PM

Once upon a time I thought Tom Cruise was hot… and then I grew up. He just keeps getting more and more weird.

Posted by: Jennilicious at June 29, 2005 08:33 AM

As aliens get older it is harder and harder for them to keep up the "human" facade. He's struggling, that's for sure.

Posted by: JulieB at June 29, 2005 10:53 AM