June 28, 2005

Love letters I never sent....

I recently found a box of my old stuff from a long time ago. This love letter was dated 1987. Which would have meant I was 8 when I wrote it. Transcribed word for word, misspellings and all.

Dear Stephanie,
Hi. I was thinkeen. Sence you are bigger thin me, maybe you could proatec me from that mean girl Jill. She tryd to byt my ear off the other day. I wuld be a good boyfrind. I promise. You shur do throe a dodgeball hard.

yur boyfrin of the fueture hopfuly

Now I know, it is not as good as one of Harvey's but I was 8. Give me a break.

Posted by Jess at June 28, 2005 11:05 PM

It's a joke. Relax. I spelled future right.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at June 28, 2005 11:46 PM

Gz, has Pear bin in yer book bag that long? No no that's not right, Pears aren't long, they are. . . plump that's it, plump.

So... was Stephanie agreeable? (Will you write the sequel?)

Posted by: JulieB at June 29, 2005 10:38 AM

I never got the courage. Then her mass turned into fat and I lost interest though I did end up doing some third grade necking with Jill.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at June 29, 2005 10:42 AM

Nothing's sweeter than a girl who can hurl a dodgeball :-)

Posted by: Harvey at June 29, 2005 01:02 PM

I take it you have been there too Harv. Good to see I am not the only one.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at June 29, 2005 10:59 PM
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