July 27, 2005

My First Conversation with a Waitresses Munu Style

Me: "Hi."

Waitress: "Hi. How are you today?"

Me: "I get better all the time like fine wine old cheese and good women."

Waitress: (To my co-worker) "Is he full of shit or is he just this flattering?"

Co-worker: "He is just Jess."

Waitress (To co-worker) "Does he talk all the time? Or is he just trying to impress me?"

CW: "He is always this way though his eyes did light up when you walked up to the table."

Me: "I am not sure about that. By the way I am Jess."

Waitress: "I am H."

Me: Right. "Nice to meet you madame." (Take her hand in mine)

CW: "See what I mean?"

Waitress: "He makes me feel like I am the only woman in the room or the world."

Me: "Quite simply you are the only one that can take my order."

CW: (As waitress walks away) "How do you do it?"

Me: "Do what?"

CW: "Waitresses at every restaurant we go to love you. How?"

Me: "Well, when they wait on you, they basically have to talk to you."

H.: "Hi Sweetie, here is your water." (Smiles sweetly)

CW: "Unfuckingbelievable." (As H. walks away.)

Me: "Try being friendly to people they respond."

CW: "My wife would not like that."

Me: "Nice thought though huh?"

H.: "One chicken caesar salad for you."

Me: "Thanks H. "

CW: "I ordered the sandwich."

H.: "Oh yeah. Here you go sir."

CW: "Thanks."


H.: (To co-worker) "Do you want a desert?"

CW: "Yes. A peach cobbler." (Waitress walks away)

CW: She did not ask you if you wanted desert too.

Me: Oh well.

H: (To co-worker) "Here is your peach cobbler"

H: (To me) "I brought you a rasberry cheesecake. I thought my sweetest customer deserved my sweetest desert. I bought it for you too."

Me: "Am I blushing?"

Posted by Jess at July 27, 2005 08:37 PM | TrackBack

Ahoy there.
I bet you were blushing you little blusher you!

Great blog fella - I am sure to be a regular.

I wondered if you wanted to come on over to my blog and subscribe - its fairly easy. Thing is, it seems that it is starting to pick up a bit of interest this past week and things are starting to kick off. It'd be nice to have you there at the beginning of the quest.

Take care,

Posted by: Nique Zoolio at July 27, 2005 09:10 PM

Thanks Nique. Welcome. I subscribed.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at July 27, 2005 09:17 PM

You have 10 percent of the entire worlds allotment of smooth. Remember, sean connery has 80 percent- so you are doing well.

Posted by: erica at July 28, 2005 05:23 PM

Then they find out what he's like in . . .
Well, then they don't talk to him any more. Why is that Jess? :P
Just kidding - they are nice to you because you are nice to them as well as making them feel special.
Its a talent.

Posted by: JulieB at July 28, 2005 10:55 PM

hehe Julie- been there with a few guys back in the wild and crazy days.

Posted by: at July 29, 2005 06:37 AM

Well...aint that just sweet... awww... you must be a good guy...

Posted by: Dani at August 2, 2005 11:52 PM
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