While walking through the meat section I encountered my ex. I did my best evasive manuevers but found my self blocked in by a little old lady looking at the hams.
Ex: "So, uh how you been?"
Me: "Well, thank you."
Ex: "You uh don't look good. Are you ok?"
Me: "I am like fine wine, old cheese and a good women."
Ex: "Huh?"
Me: "I get better all the time."
Ex: "I miss your off the wall humor."
Me: I miss the toilet if I am innebriated.
Ex: (Laughing) "That is what I mean. Only you could come up with a comeback that quick."
Me: "I would say I miss my ex but my aim is getting better, but in present company I did not feel it was appropriate. "
Ex: "So, you've thought about running into me?"
Me: "No, I thought about that one in regards to the people at work in case they ever miss me while I am out and about and then tell me about it. Unfortunately though I used that one on you so, now I must come up with a new one in case the work people ever do miss me and ever do admit it".
Ex: "You are a weird one, but that was what I fell in love with."
Me: "You never loved me."
Ex: "I did too."
Me: "Well, regardless. I must be moving on, and it appears as if Lucille is done picking out her ham."
Ex: "Do you know her?" (Referencing lady that was picking out ham)
Me: "Yes, she is my date..... Truthfully. No. Not yet, my agency keeps setting me up with these older ladies though... Damn the ugly male escort agency all to hell."
Ex: "So....."
Me: "Right......"
Ex: "Maybe we can do breakfast sometime and figure it all out."
Me: "Maybe, though I have pretty extensive travel for a while."
Ex: "I will catch you. If nothing else I know where you go on Friday nights."
Me: (To myself) "Change friday night venue."
For the newer readers there is a lot of history that may be hard to get here.... just laugh at my weird ass lines.
No...she doesn't sound frightening at all...
Posted by: Princess Cat at August 4, 2005 11:57 AMIn your situation it pays to have a whole bunch of good lines, eh? ;)
Posted by: JulieB at August 5, 2005 12:37 PM