August 03, 2005

Conversation with ex girlfriend / scenes from the grocery store volume 1

While walking through the meat section I encountered my ex. I did my best evasive manuevers but found my self blocked in by a little old lady looking at the hams.

Ex: "So, uh how you been?"

Me: "Well, thank you."

Ex: "You uh don't look good. Are you ok?"

Me: "I am like fine wine, old cheese and a good women."

Ex: "Huh?"

Me: "I get better all the time."

Ex: "I miss your off the wall humor."

Me: I miss the toilet if I am innebriated.

Ex: (Laughing) "That is what I mean. Only you could come up with a comeback that quick."

Me: "I would say I miss my ex but my aim is getting better, but in present company I did not feel it was appropriate. "

Ex: "So, you've thought about running into me?"

Me: "No, I thought about that one in regards to the people at work in case they ever miss me while I am out and about and then tell me about it. Unfortunately though I used that one on you so, now I must come up with a new one in case the work people ever do miss me and ever do admit it".

Ex: "You are a weird one, but that was what I fell in love with."

Me: "You never loved me."

Ex: "I did too."

Me: "Well, regardless. I must be moving on, and it appears as if Lucille is done picking out her ham."

Ex: "Do you know her?" (Referencing lady that was picking out ham)

Me: "Yes, she is my date..... Truthfully. No. Not yet, my agency keeps setting me up with these older ladies though... Damn the ugly male escort agency all to hell."

Ex: "So....."

Me: "Right......"

Ex: "Maybe we can do breakfast sometime and figure it all out."

Me: "Maybe, though I have pretty extensive travel for a while."

Ex: "I will catch you. If nothing else I know where you go on Friday nights."

Me: (To myself) "Change friday night venue."

For the newer readers there is a lot of history that may be hard to get here.... just laugh at my weird ass lines.

Posted by Jess at August 3, 2005 11:56 PM | TrackBack

No...she doesn't sound frightening at all...

Posted by: Princess Cat at August 4, 2005 11:57 AM

In your situation it pays to have a whole bunch of good lines, eh? ;)

Posted by: JulieB at August 5, 2005 12:37 PM
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