August 04, 2005

My first (and probably only) half hearted attempt to win "mommy blog" loving readers over

Well, it must be tough raising 7 children, crocheting, taking trips in minivans, and just being an all around stupendous freaking person to find the time to watch "The Young and the Restless".

Victor Newman is a complex person, and well Genewa City is so like Shit Town USA that I live in. I mean really Jack Abbot is what you must think of when you have your Doc Johnson out.

*Hate e-mail # 1
you pig. I am a mommy and I blog. You are an asshole. If I was your mommy I would blog what an asshole you are, then I would disown you. Get your story right too damn it we watch Ellen instead of Young and Restless. Oh, and you will die a slow death at the hands of a huge trojan condum suffocating your dumb ass. Sleep well you motherless prick.


*Update 2*
Do you think Tanya wears a thong, bikini, or granny panties? My bet is.... Large granny panties which if in a pinch with some tree branches could be erected as a make shift tent.

*Update 3*
Take this post as the joke it is.

*Update 4*
Go look at Heather's new design. I am semi-stiff after looking at it.

Posted by Jess at August 4, 2005 02:30 AM | TrackBack

geeze, what do you have to do to get hate mail like that?

Is this about a soap opera. I remember once in high school all the girls were in a huddle talking about there favorites soap opera. About what one of the soap opera heros, Rick or something, was up to. I crept up on them and threw in "Rick's dead!" There were gasps and shocked phrases Oh-my-gods, etc. It was a fun moment until they figured it out. It turned me into air for them.

Posted by: indeterminacy at August 4, 2005 03:47 AM

"semi-stiff"? OH! Stiffy size of semi??? :D

Posted by: JulieB at August 5, 2005 12:05 PM
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