Me: "I need a little bit of luck. How about a Quick Pick."
Clerk: "When I need luck I usually rub a bald man's head."
Me: "Heh."
Clerk: "Cheaper and all you know."
Me: "Right."
Clerk: "What's in the cup?"
Me: "Diet Dr. Pepper"
Clerk: "I myself am a RC Cola Girl."
Me: "Good for you. I say drink all the soda you can stand, the brand does not matter."
Clerk: "I disagree. I try not buy any product of large distributors."
Me: "Do you buy brand name tampons like kotex or whatever they are?"
Clerk: "Well, yes...."
Me: "Condoms?"
Clerk: "Yes."
Me: "STOP THE CORPORATE GREED. Do you have any cheetos? I am strangely hungry for some tasty cheese crisps. There is no substitute for CORPORATE GREED FILLED CHEESE PUFFS.
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