October 05, 2005

Conversations with clerks X14

Me: "Hi."

Clerk: "Just the cheetos."

Me: "Yup."

Clerk: "$1.29 please."

Me: "Do you have change for a $1.30?"

Clerk: "Are you some kind of comedian or just a dumbass?"

Me: "Huh?"

Clerk: "I prefer Tostitos chile lime chips."

Me: "I guess so."

Clerk: "Have you gotten laid lately?"


Clerk: "Damn dawg, hook a brother up with her friends."


Clerk: "Oh come on man at least tell me is she a blonde or brunette?"


Clerk: "Come on man tell me about it... I will even let you bum a cigarette."

Me: "I've got plenty."

Clerk: "Take your cheetos and go... You oppressor."

Posted by Jess at October 5, 2005 09:43 PM | TrackBack

Living vicariously through customers...interesting...

Posted by: erica at October 6, 2005 07:03 AM


Posted by: JokerBean at November 9, 2005 02:11 PM
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