Dick Cheney: "Scooter what the fuck is that smell?"
Scooter Libby: "I dunno. What is it?"
Dick Cheney: "Did you shit your pants again Scooter?
Scooter Libby: "... Uh...."
Dick Cheney: "Listen, Scooter your housekeeper called and said that all your underwear have brown skid marks in them."
Scooter Libby: "..."
Dick Cheney: "I heard Teddy Kennedy humming "It's Begining to Look a lot like Fitzmas in the Copper Penny liquor store today. I think he is taunting me."
Scooter Libby: "Do you think Rummy can get me some of those Army issued brown skivvies?"
Skivvie inspiration here
"Fitzmas" is about the funniest damned thing I've read since Holden's ponies.
Posted by: pusillanimous wanker at October 27, 2005 07:02 PMNice visual of "the mess", Jesse!
Posted by: JulieB at October 28, 2005 06:21 PMImages are all I have to offer Jules.
Posted by: jess @ losli.mu.nu at October 29, 2005 08:49 AM