October 26, 2005

Scenes from the V.P.'s office

Dick Cheney: "Scooter what the fuck is that smell?"

Scooter Libby: "I dunno. What is it?"

Dick Cheney: "Did you shit your pants again Scooter?

Scooter Libby: "... Uh...."

Dick Cheney: "Listen, Scooter your housekeeper called and said that all your underwear have brown skid marks in them."

Scooter Libby: "..."

Dick Cheney: "I heard Teddy Kennedy humming "It's Begining to Look a lot like Fitzmas in the Copper Penny liquor store today. I think he is taunting me."

Scooter Libby: "Do you think Rummy can get me some of those Army issued brown skivvies?"

Skivvie inspiration here

Posted by Jess at October 26, 2005 09:39 PM | TrackBack

"Fitzmas" is about the funniest damned thing I've read since Holden's ponies.

Posted by: pusillanimous wanker at October 27, 2005 07:02 PM

Nice visual of "the mess", Jesse!

Posted by: JulieB at October 28, 2005 06:21 PM

Images are all I have to offer Jules.

Posted by: jess @ losli.mu.nu at October 29, 2005 08:49 AM
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