April 15, 2006

Conversation with a Can of Peaches

Me: "Light syrup eh?"

Can of Peaches: "..."

Me: "... I feel as though the light syrup is a good choice. Fewer calories and all."

Can of Peaches: "..."

Me: "Do you ever feel, ya know like less of a can of peaches because there is no sugary goodness with you?"

Can of Peaches: "..."

Me: "I mean, sometimes I feel a little bit feminine when I drink diet soda. I was just wondering whether you feel somehow emasculated because the home that Del Monte gave you?...."

Can of Peaches: "You really need to worry about your home before you start jacking with mine..."

Me: "..."

Can of Peaches: "I am king of this apartment. Don't forget it. You were delinked by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo shows how sucky of a blogger you are you can not even keep a link by a marsupial named Skippy."

Posted by Jess at April 15, 2006 02:17 PM | TrackBack

Oh no! You couldn't find a *fresh* peach? You're losing your touch, Jesse. ;)

Skippy just had no faith that you would be back. Your *faithful* readers know that you've just crawled under a rock for awhile. I could say that you had just crawled into bed and pulled the covers over your head but that seems a bit on the feminine side, eh?

Posted by: JulieB at April 17, 2006 11:03 AM

I would not want my fruit to get all mushy on me. Peaches that are not canned will do that this time of year and all ya know.

Posted by: jess @ losli.mu.nu at April 17, 2006 04:20 PM

I thought about writing Skippy a begging note to get back in.... but how do you bribe a kangaroo? Do you promise to keep the dingos away or what?

Posted by: jess at April 17, 2006 04:22 PM
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