April 24, 2006
For some fun....
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's da da da Monkey Man....
That's all for me tonight folks, 27 holes of golf yesterday and a mountain bike ride tonight, I am worn slam out.
April 22, 2006
I'm sick of my apartment
I think I'll buy a motorhome. Anyone had any motorhome or RV living experience? Pros / cons? Places to buy? Stories? You think a 27 year old can hang out with the seniors in the parks playing bingo and eating plum shakes?
Saturday Afternoon Required Reading
John Cole - The WH in turmoil?
Jeff Goldstein - Women's prisons are worse places than men's prisons
Duncan Black- Civility
Travis Jefferson - Horne Dog Strikes Again
Avedon Carol - Breakfast Blogging
Guy Andrew Hall - All Things Google are Gone
Joe Gandelman - CIA Officer Fired Over Media Leaks
April 21, 2006
For the Juliette Lewis Fans
The search engines bring you here.... So I thought I would give you a refresher
Zen and the Art of Fly Fishing X4
Telling your buddies that you believe that the "catch and release" method of fishing is the only sporting thing to do; Never quite makes up for the fact that you really did not catch anything to release.
What we gonna do when the money runs out? I wish that there was something left to say.
Oil hits new high of $75.00 a BBL.
Justin Gardner at The Moderate Voice points us to this. Makes you wonder....
Ramone in....(Roth fired, Opie and Anthony return to terrestrial radio.)
Diamond Dave can add one more thing to his resume. He was once a radio host.
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Billboard
CBS
Dallas
WSJ
Post Chronicle
Audiographics
Earvolution
Adios David Lee
To read Steve from Yellowstone's thoughts. (O and A fan forum)
Tags - Opie and Anthony, David Lee Roth, Free FM, XM Radio, Diamond Dave, O and A, Jim Norton
April 18, 2006
Random Text Messages and My Responses.... (With My Thoughts)
From a girl that I met once or twice... maybe three times...
Her Message
"FYI I really like flowers and lunch, just a thought. What r u doing 2morrow?"
(Katie??? The girl from the golf course)
My Reply
"Golf. I am a typical male, I will spend 4 hours looking 4 a golf ball and 2 minutes looking 4 a g-spot?"
Her Message
"R u serious? You can find it in 2 minutes?"
(At least she doesn't take me too seriously, that is a good thing.)
My Reply
"I was joking."
Her Message
"I kinda figured."
(Damn, that is good)
My Message
"Call me if you get a chance."
Her Message
"I will call you later this morning, I am working with my hair now."
(She had normal hair... I think.)
A brief moment of introspection
I wonder why the right to life crowd has not grouped together to fight the egg farmers of America? Every day millions of chickens are aborted for us to get our eggs benedict. Mmm eggs benedict. Sounds tasty.
April 17, 2006
Don't Y'all Think This Outlaw Bit's Done Got Out of Hand???
Take a holiday in Spain... leave my wings behind me... flush my worries down the drain....
| You Belong in Barcelona |
 Barcelona is ideal for you. You can check out some Picasso, eat some tapas, take a siesta, and then dance all night! |
Via Julie B who got it from Teach.
Title is from The Counting Crows "Holiday in Spain**"
Speaking of Europe... If Paris is Gay Parie is Hamburg known as Hetero Hamburg? Oh and did you hear that Art Bell is becoming an ex-pat? More on this later.
Conversations with a Can of Peaches X2
Me:
Can of Peaches:
Me:
Can of Peaches:
Me:
Can of Peaches: "Howie Mandel.... who knew he was actually half cool?"
Me: "Heh."
Can of Peaches: "Take a hint dude, I want to watch "Deal or no Deal?"
Me:
Can of Peaches:
Me:
Can of Peaches: "Howie, Howie, Howie, Howie!!!"
My type of girl X2
A lot of times people I know, whether they are friends, acquaintences or strangers ask me; "Jess, what kind of woman do you like?" My simple answer is that there is no simple answer. I like all types of women, short, tall, light, dark, and everything inbetween. I try to convey this point, but people still ask me to elaborate.
So... I have been doing a lot of introspection, trying to come up with a way to describe her. I will attempt to answer some questions that people have asked me below.
1. Looks? I have always preferred brunettes.
2. Personality? I like an intelligent woman.
3. Job? Always handy.
4. Politics? Doesn't really matter what her politics are....
5. Foot size? I have never had a foot fetish persay, but if her feet were huge it might become an issue.
6. Butt or breast man? Butt.
7. Common interest? Movies, sports, hiking, and see below.
Why are there links in this post? I guess I felt like some linky love tonight.
Hey, what'd you expect? I am a 27 year old single male.
Original post here.
April 16, 2006
April 15, 2006
Random IM's from People I Don't Know
Jfrog_thejumpingjack: I just ate mexican food it was tasty.
Me: I'm sure. Who are you?
Jfrog_thejumpingjack: Remember me from the 7-11?
Me: No. I boycotted the 7-11's in September. It was due to an unfortunate incident with a goth girl in the bathroom in a 7-11 in Vernal Utah.
Jfrog_thejumpingjack: Wrong guy. Sorry man. What happened?
Me: You sent an IM to the wrong person.
Jfrog_thejumpingjack: I mean with the goth girl.
Me: Unisex bathrooms were a bad deal. I walked in on her and her dancing ferret in there and I have never been the same since.
Jfrog_thejumpingjack: Oh. Dancing ferret?
Me: What in the hell are you doing sending IM's to people you meet in 7-11? Are you a 7-11 stalker? Are you a freak?
Jfrog_thejumpingjack: No.
Me: Yes the ferret was dancing right on the top of the paper towell dispenser.
Jfrog_thejumpingjack: Wow.
Me: Gotta go.
Jfrog_thejumpingjack: You wanna IM again?
Me: No. I'll pass.
Conversation with a Can of Peaches
Me: "Light syrup eh?"
Can of Peaches: "..."
Me: "... I feel as though the light syrup is a good choice. Fewer calories and all."
Can of Peaches: "..."
Me: "Do you ever feel, ya know like less of a can of peaches because there is no sugary goodness with you?"
Can of Peaches: "..."
Me: "I mean, sometimes I feel a little bit feminine when I drink diet soda. I was just wondering whether you feel somehow emasculated because the home that Del Monte gave you?...."
Can of Peaches: "You really need to worry about your home before you start jacking with mine..."
Me: "..."
Can of Peaches: "I am king of this apartment. Don't forget it. You were delinked by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo shows how sucky of a blogger you are you can not even keep a link by a marsupial named Skippy."