How 'Bout Them Apples?

What about????

A western blogger get together?

How about Vegas? It is fairly central for those of us in the flyover western country, as well as our left coast friends. During the middle of the week it is relatively cheap, and well, I like Vegas.

*Update*
Charlie and I are working on proper time and place. Leave suggestions for place in comments.

*Update 2* When date and time are formalized, it is open party, but invitations will also be sent out via e-mail.

The last time

I had a cigarette was 96 hours ago. Do I want one? Kinda. Am I getting by? Yup.

Last cigarette
26-Jan-06 18:30 MDT.

Wisdom from inside a tin of American Eagle Vanilla Ice Mints

"RULES TO LIVE BY"

"IF SOMEONE OFFERS YOU A MINT, ACCEPT IT. LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH FRESH BREATH."

Does anyone you know really take advice from the inside of a mint tin from American Eagle? Really people, come on.

Random Pictures that someone saved on a public computer X6

Caption any and all, and tell me if they are you....

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Random Pictures that someone saved on a public computer X2

Kickback Mountain

Via Wonkette

Random Pictures that someone saved on a public computer X1

Things I read

John Cole is a big enough man to admit when he makes a mistake... though I do not believe it was a mistake.

C&L and Talkleft point out a reasonable request.

In the west "It's the water stupid."

What real people said....

I wonder why some of my conservative friends sit on the sidelines and critique the ACLU, when it has been said many times, that the best catalyst for change is to become the change you want to see. Join them, change my friends come from the inside.

RENew Orleans?

I still think DC ought to be one of Delay's lawyers.

As much as I try not to I still like Jeff Goldstein.

Just read Jude....

I am in the airport with a flight to catch, so I will leave you with these.
My alltime favorite football player.
Way to step up Jake.
Laura, you sly devil you.
Michelle misses.
Peyton takes a break from his love in with Kenny Chesney.

An admission

I am from Colorado. I grew up in Durango. I am in the process of moving to the Western Slope. The admission. I don't know how to ski. There, I said it. Now, resolution. I am taking lessons this weekend. I purchased skis, bindings, boots, poles, and a new attitude. By g_d I am going to do this, and do it right. I turn 27 next month, by then I will be a proper skier.

So.. Luis, Ralph, and the rest of my skiing blogging friends, look for me on the slopes. I will be the uncoordinated white boy chasing the best looking brunette I can find.

Steve Bozell Returns

Hello all. Steve Bozell here. I am sorry that I have been away for so long, but, well I have suffered some major trauma in my life.

A brief refresher. I am a contractor from Corona, CA USA. I own a company called B&B Construction. Our facilities are just outside of Corona, on Friday morning I was in the restroom at our facility. I was in the stall. I heard the door open, I asked who it was. Well, I will just put the conversation down and you decide.

Me: "Hello."

Unknown Restroom Assailant:

Me: "Steve Bozell here."

URA:

Me: "Hello.... this is Steve Bozell here. Who's there?"

URA:

Me: "I demand to know who is in here."

URA: "Ah yeah, drainin the main vain, baby."

Me: "I see your boots."

URA:

Me: "I am Steve Bozell and I am not your baby."

URA: "Jackass."

As you all can see, I am emotionally broken. A man refused to acknowledge my leadership and ownership of the business. I am the owner of B&B yet one of my employees of lesser class than myself refused to let me pinch off a loaf in peace and then later refused to talk when addressed. What a fucker. I will sue any and all of my employees until I find out who the sorry fucker is. I am emotionally freaking broken.

For Avedon:
The speech, well it made me want to be a Democrat again.

*I am not happy with that effing Jess.*

Bronco Blogging X1

Oh snap, they played last night not today. Oh and they beat the Patriots. How about those Colts today eh? On a lighter note, Peyton now has a whole off season to get his fruit signed. Why will the Broncos win next week? Because people, teams, places, in the west are just better. Trust me on this one. I know.

Not to add insult to injury or anything but I truly hate Indianapolis. I hate them more than a traditional skier hates a snowboarder. I wonder why the Broncos don't get any respect.

Conversations with clerks #3

Clerk: "$3.42 please."

Me: "Ok."

Cell Phone Conversation With Jess #2

Jess: "Hello."

Steve Bozell: "Jess, Steve Bozell here."

Jess:

Steve Bozell:

Jess:

Steve Bozell: "I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body."

Jess: "Ok."

Steve Bozell: "If I were a dinosaur I would be called lickalotopuss."

Jess: "Remind me.... Why did you call me again?"

Steve Bozell: "Screw you jackball, you are inflicting pain with your unkind words."

*UPDATE*
I'm suing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cell Phone Conversation With Jess

Jess: "Hello."

Steve Bozell: "Jess, Steve Bozell of B&B Construction. How are you?"

Jess: "Fine Steve. Whats up?"

Steve Bozell: "Just wondering what you are up to."

Jess: "I am just leaving Old Navy. I just bought some good shit."

Steve Bozell: "Old Navy.... Sounds gay as hell."

Jess: "Well Steve, can your penis touch your anus?"

Steve Bozell: "It is big, yes."

Jess: Well then... Go fuck yourself."

*Update*
I spoke to my attorney Delores Blasingame and we think we have a good case against that effing Jess. He really damaged my psychy."

Better Days....

This is a picture of Stevens, Huckabee, and myself Steve Bozell. Before the unfortunate incident. All I can say is "I miss Billy the Kid." I truly hate heartbreak ridge.

Good Morning (The Return of Steve Bozell)

I am Steve Bozell. I am suing my wife. I woke up pitching a tent this morning. My wife refused to polish my soldier's armor. Oh and just an FYI I talked to Jess last night on the cell phone. He stated he was playing wing man for some guys he had just met and was distracting the good looking girl's fat friend. I bet he likes fat ones. He denies it.

Steve-a-rino B-to the-Ozell

Oh and also because well, she also outed me for reading "Modern Bride" the bitch. I wish Hendrie would get the spelling of my name correctly.

back on vacation

From blogging.... Steve, Julie, and Heather will take care of you. I guess, right now... Julie will post interview question 3. If she wants to write #'s 4 and 5, she most certainly has my blessings.

While I am out please remember to water my fake plants. Hell, repot them if you like. Go read blogroll. Every link on there is worth spending a lot more time on then I do. Anybody else that wants to post here leave a comment.

Thou shall not...

Drink Gin Martinis.
Eat 4 Taco Bell double decker tacos.
Drink Jim Beam Rye.

Any of the above will make you.... well sick.

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!

I will probably be leaving you all soon, so I thought I would leave you with a picture of my friend Jonesy. Aint he purdy? I still have not heard whether I am fired from Jess yet, sorry the emotions are just too much. Thanks for the memories. Let's start a write in campaign to keep Steve Bozell and Julie B as hosts of this here site.

HA. I bet you thought I was serious. I hate Jess and this blog.

OK. I do want to stay. Please.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.